Want to get one of my designs tattooed? You have three options to get my permission.
BUY THIS TICKET
With this ticket you can consider your tattoo an officially pardoned tattoo. It is our unwritten contract that you agreed to exchange your undying soul for my design on your skin. Thanks for liking my art enough to get it tattooed permanently on your flesh. That's fucked up.
BUY SOMETHING ELSE
If you would rather get a physical item and also get tattooed, consider the physical art you get from my shop your "pass go, receive tattoo" ticket.
LIE AND FEEL BAD
You could always just ignore this and do it anyways, but just know that by reading this your soul will be tormented eternally with the unrelenting guilt.
Just to clarify, this is not a physical item that you will receive, it is payment for use of my art on your body.
If you get a tattoo please send me a pic, I love to share!